How Malaysian are you?

Under the answers there are brackets with words in it, those are the right answer)


1. How much is satu kupang?
har.. what is kupang..?


2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
Never been to Taiping, I know it's near Perak!! =D

(Lake Gardens)


3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
La la la, I can't even speak my BM correctly you ask me apo nak di kato? I know in Chinese it means Ah Po (nenek) wants to go Kato..

(Negeri Sembilan)


4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
roti tisu
roti telur
roti sardine
roti kosong
Poori
All of these is the ones I eat.. And Roti Planta... *fly kiss*


5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians.
KOLO MEE??? Everyone is like KOLO MEE KOLO MEE WITH CHAR SIEW!! Oh shit, Sarawak got Muslims as well hor and it's non-Halal O__o

(Sago)

Eh why the answer Sago wan!!??


6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "sea-cucumber"
Timun Laut?? haha

(GAMAT)


7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
Seafood sos??

(Budu)


8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
I know it's from P Ramlee's movie wan!!

(Northern dialect for coming and going but ending up at the same spot)


9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
WALAU!!! SAR HOR FUN!! CHICKEN!! OH SHIT IT SAYS FRUIT!! Erm Pomelo cause they are hanging it everywhere near the Guas (caves)

(Pomelo)


10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
Malaysian Delicacy I seriously dunno!! WHO IN THE WORLD ORDERS FOOD IN ENGLISH WAN!! OF COURSE LA ORDER IT WITH ITS ORIGINAL NAME LA!!

(String Hoppers -____-)


11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans.
Lah?? lalala love song i know la..


12. How long is a sari?
6 metres or something, I remember hearing it from someone who wore sari during hari merdeka in high school..

(Six yards)

Psst, quite close la, how long is yards to meters by the way??


13. What does the Cantonese phrase" ngam ngam " means ?
NGAM NGAM BETUL!!

14. Name Penang's famous beach.
Ferringhi!!!! That's the only beach they have there no?? Or else what!??? GURNEY BEACH AR??

(Batu Ferringhi)


15. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?
CHAM AIS!!!!


16. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
News. News. News. *plays cheesy corny berita terkini theme song*


17. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?
Some Malay martial arts thingy...

(Keris)

AHHAHA SEE!!?? Malay martial art thingy, keris quite close wat!!


18. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
it's silver i know..

(Congkak)

har.. that one congkak ar?? I thought it's some wheelbarrow.. =S


19. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
WIRA the orang utan right?

(Wira)

Yalah I cheated cuz I saw the answer.. But it was an ORANG UTAN cuz I did that for my project in standard 2


20. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian,you are...?
OTHERS!!! they never mention iban, kadazan.... they only have OTHERS


21. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
Kampung Boy Lat!! ---- Lalat


22. How did the word "gostan" come about?
GO ASTERNNN!!! My english teacher taught me about that!! it means REVERSE!!!

(A corruption of "Go Astern")


23. Lobo's Whispers in the Wind is the English version of which famous Malay song?
Old song lohhh..

(P.Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa)

OMG I remember ka ka's version of "getaran cheebyeee, I wanna LAO SAI, and also kiss your hai" oh gawd, so dirty la this version...


24. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
After I was born DEFINITELY!!

(1992)

See, i'm so smart *fly kiss*


25. What is the name of our national flag?
Jalur Gemilang - Proud Stripes


276. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
DA MA CAI!!!! Is it is it?? 4D, 3D, TOTO, Magnum

("Datuk")

OH i know, that "Na Tuk Gong" red colour hut at the road sides where Chinese go there and pray for numbers -___-


27. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
Rempit hahahaha

(Jaguh)


28. Name our national bird.
*quack**tweet* Nah bird lor

(There's no bird -__-)


29. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what is the son?
Baba Nyonya??

(BABA)

eh quite close what..